The Car, The Car, The Car is On Fire!

Some of us went to Jackie Reilys for a drunken night out, and to celebrate Matt's sister Amy's birthday. So after many brews and stuff, i did The Killers song "spaceman" on karaoke with Amy. After the performance i got to high five some folks i havent seen in a long time, like Sean and Erin, who used to work with me back in the day. On the way back home, Jokes got a fire call...two cars were on fire in the Ale House parking lot....GNARLY! We show up to find just that, two cars a'blazing. While i snapped a few Blackberry photos this one ugly broad starts getting angry cos its her friends cars. She calls me and Marisa "disgraces to humanity". Marisa narrowly avoided a fight and we just laughed in that random girls ugly face. Wow. What a Wednesday, right? Fuckin' A!

Rager in Brooklyn

Matt and myself went to Brooklyn to see Friendly Fires play at the Music Hall Of Williamsburg. We arrived early so to fill the time we went to a couple bars, and got psyched. Friendly Fires killed it, and towards the end there was a massive stage invasion, which myself and matt took place in. There were a ton of us dancing on stage with the band. RAD! Afterwards we went to the Public Assembly to see Davids band Yound Boys play. We got in for free, had some more drinks, and watched them kill it as well. We ended up chilling outside the venue for a while before leaving to get some Taco Bell back home. These are some blackberry photos i posted cos i forgot my digicam. My left ear is ringing like a bitch right now. cheers.

Toes On The Nose Bros

Sorry for the lack of substantial, meaty, picture filled posts, I have been busy having fun and forgetting my camera. Today was all about sidewalk surfing. Its not always about the tricks, its about the ride. Roll on, nukka.

4th Of July Insanity!

The day started off with Danny, Matt and myself skating for a bit, lighting off some bottle rockets. I lit one off, Matt tryed to take a picture of it and dropped his iphone because it freaked him out when the bottle rocket exploded! BRUTAL!

Pat through a huge 4th of July bash at his place. Lots of drinking. Lots of fireworks. Lots of BBQ. Lots of friends! As i type this i feel out of it, and a bit dizzy, as i was drinking from 3:00PM to 2:00AM. So much fun went down. While lighting off some fireworks, one of the shells fell out of the tube and blew up right next to me, burning off some of my left leg hairs and temporarily leaving a ringing in my right ear. RAD! Later on in the evening nobody wanted to hop the public pool fence for a dip...so i had to do it by myself. Upon entering the pool, i realized why nobody wanted to swim....the pool water was freakin' freezing! My Van's slip ons are soaked and drying on the backyard deck as we speak. Around 2:00AM most folks had left and it was just Pat, his dad, Matt and myself still drinking and bullshitting.

Beer-B-Q

HAPPY EASTER, FRIENDS!

Saturday Nite we all had a nice BBQ, even though it was a bit chilly out. Meat was eaten, beers were drank, faces were dipped in beans, hands fondling old burgers, etc, Rich brought over some Polaroid cameras and we ran out and got some film to shoot some photos of fun times, ill scan them and put them up soon. We moved the party to rich's loft, and crammed ourselves up there to partake in the usual Loft activities. Oh! I called the radio station 100.3 Z100 and it was awesome. I dropped an F-bomb so i dont think he played our phone conversation over the air. It was ok, because it was still funny as hell. As i type this Saturday has ended some hours ago, and it is now Easter Sunday! So the ClownFarmer wishes you all a Happy Easter. Go Eat Reese's peanut butter eggs and other awesome candies.

This Post Is About Summer, yall.

This summer i wanna....

• acquire grass stains on my designated "play" jeans.
• play with fireworks
• hang with bros
• skateboard
• skateboard at night
• play soccer
• eat Ralph's Ices. (the one off Newbridge road.)
• wear more shorts. Maybe wear board shorts, i dunno yet.
• go to the beach and frolic. Frolicking is underrated.
• eat BBQ food
• drink beers
• listen to rock n roll
• visit Rich's uncle's house upstate to drink beers and frolic in the woods.
• get a cotton candy swirl ice-pop from the Paul's truck, while skateboarding
• go to Manhattan for rock n roll gigs
• go to many more soccer matches at Giants Stadium
• not be inside a lot
• learn how to cartwheel
• Go out to dinner
• Forget that I'm turning 22 in May.

Fireworks, Fun and Frustration.

So, what can i say? It's been a helluva day. Mathew escorted us (Kiki, Heather, myself) to PA to acquire some fireworks AKA illegal goods. Road trip shennanigans! Music, good times with friends and...fireworks. We arrive at Phantom Fireworks, and it's like buying black market goods. First paper work is filled out, blah blah blah, must be 18 years old blah blah. This place was like a Stop N Shop of explosives. I bought about $70 of fireworks, and it was buy one get one free, so i made out like a bandit. On the way home we decided to take the Holland Tunnel, you know, a little visit to NYC on the way back. What seemed like a swell idea turned into TRAFFIC AND CONSTRUCTION DELAYS, hence the word "Frustration" in this blig title. Oh well, what are ya gonna do right? Still had a blast. Later on we met up with Danny O and went to Friday's for some food and drinks. Finally after that, we ended the evening lighting some fireworks off at the local Levittown skate spot...The Library. Good fight, good night...

Old Country Buffet tomorrow morning at 10:00 AM.

The Loft

Some folks like to go to Rich's garage to escape reality.

Some folks go to the Loft.

...Some folks are hungry for some donuts.

Hi-ho

Welcome

ever look into the past?

Look at Brad's haircut from Home Improvement

Saturday Nite

Saturday night was fun.

Good Friday

I woke up at 12:00 today, to my phone buzzing telling me i had a missed call. It was brother Mike. He wanted to do some ollies, and said brother Matt was down. How can i say "no" to that right? It was a bit windy but like 53 degrees , so, you know, it was nice as hell. FINALLY i got to skate and it was great. Also Mike re-threaded my trucks, so i can set up my Zip-Zinger. WHICH I JUST DID, and let me tell you, its rad. OH! and i got my taxes back today and I'm expecting a nice tax return of $1,202! OVER A GRAND OF CHEESE! I'm excited. Chicken nuggets are on me. The only thing that sorta blows is that I have work in like....2 hours, but, whatevs, its pizza night.

I heard Obama chooses Coke over Pepsi. Thats MY president son! Get your Coke on!

Gonna' Paint Your Wagon

While You Were Skating...

So Silly

I'm so glad that this company exists. Something that nurtures inane hi-jinx. Something that mirrors my stupidity. Enjoi.

The Incredible Vulc!

Today Mike and I went to Poets to purchase soem fine goods and chat with Matt Bell. Mike acquired some wheels and bearings, and I bought a very fine pair of Adidas kicks. Cheers Poets!

Alien Workshop - Mind Field Premier @ NYC 2/3/09

One of my highlights. $8, well worth it for presentation alone. Plus it was a Stella

The place: Tribeca Grand Screening Room
The players: Me, Mike, Steve, Ben, Dan King, Dan Unger

So off we go to check out the new skate flick from AWS. First there is a lot of confusion. RSVP? List? Hand stamps? Just when i was about to leave, Matt Bell from Poets comes in and lets those guest list nazis know im with him, and to stamp our (Ben, myself) hands.
BINGO! We're in for the 9:00pm showing. The bar was fancy as hell, as you can see i ordered a Stella and it came in such a cool glass. CLASSY.
So after some waiting..actually a lot of waiting, we form a line. Then that line gets broken up, so we make another....and another. Anyway we sit down, the flick comes on and its hella good. I dont feel like getting into who was sick and blah blah blah, because you're gonna find out. Eventually. So after a lot of chaos, shit went on rather smoothly.I guess.
THANK YOU MATT BELL FOR THE HOOK UP!

Just Some Quick Thoughts From Other Sources

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I was watching an episode of The Simpsons where they go to England.

Homer says the following

"I cant believe they gave Giggs a yellow card in the box!"

Which means that he went to a Manchester United game.

Is Homer a fan of the Red Devils? Say it aint so!

Also in other news

Liverpool Fc took out Chelsea, 2-0

C,MON LADS!

YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE

Car Accident and Franz Ferdinand

Today I acquired the new Franz Ferdinand record. I believe its a bit different form the previous two albums, as this one has more electronic touches to it, and seems darker or seedier. Still, its a great fun album for a night of drinking. Not like beer pong drinking, like wild party drinking and dancing.

Anyways, on my way to work i got into a car accident. Nothing too serious but enough to make me frustrated, although i get frustrated easily. Some bloke decided to make a massively wide left turn into the back end of my car. No damages really, a proper scratching to my car and a broken hub cap. $20 bucks for new caps and ill be fine. Same to the other blokes car, nothing too crazy, but still he called the Police for an accident report. I pray i don't hear form him again, as he said he didn't really want to go through insurance...he was driving a rental car...so i wonder how this is gonna turn out.

This life of mine is becoming a bit of a burden.

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Dont Sneer At us Bobby!

AH MASTER DAVID! I TOLD YOU I WOULD TAKE AN EMBARASSING PHOTO OF YOU!

Well, today was a fine day indeed. On this day, Columbus day, Christopher and I travelled to Brooklyn to skateboard with our dear friend David. Upon our arrival, who did we see pushing down the block across the street from us? Well, it was non other then Bobby Puleo! We gave him a stare, and he stared back. No fanning out here, he puts his trousers on one leg at a time just like me. Anyways, we met up with David after a quick visit to Dan King's apartment. We skated under the B.Q.E. because somebody built boxes and banks to shred. Nice! Afterwards we headed to the park near the Ikea Plaza for more funtimes. Here are some wank shots i took during the course of the day. Make sure to visit my mate David's blog, as he is pure class.
http://www.midnightbarber.blogspot.com/

Well, it's been a hell of a day. Get your shred on.

Today was a productive day of skating i'd say. I shredded with masters Mike and Matthew, as well as Lord Christopher Carbaugh. Unfortunetly i dont have a good shot of him, but ill link you to his site, check it out for all sorts of goods. http://www.kaleidoeyes.com/

A photo of the man himself. It is I, the clownfarmer

Frontside fun times, to fakie thumbs up.