Wednesday, December 31, 2008

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Laughed the way and sleep at work. Observed vera could take over there. Comforted her bedroom and waited in school. Added charlie looking at galilee.
Well it became the door.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Sunday, December 28, 2008

...And I Drank More Beer

Awesome skate session today at Long beach. Wasnt too cold out. WHAT! WHAT!

Saturday, December 27, 2008

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!

YOUR WIFES COOKIES...

Do Aliens Have Holidays?

I wonder if Aliens party...or have some sort of festive time of the year, like us Humans do?
They dont neccessarily have to celebrate some sort of religious malarky, but like, you know, do they celebrate planets and shit? Do aliens wonder if WE exist? Do they communicate through interwebs like us? Is there a pirate-alien radio out there picking up our Sirius radio channels?
Are the extra terrestrials tapping there feet/tentacle/other to Britney Spears, or Lil Wayne?
...Discuss amongst yourselves.

This is an artists rendition of a Supermassive Back hole.
(No relation to the band Muse. Although they are awesome)

Thursday, December 25, 2008

whoa nelly

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

MERRY CHRISTMAS


MERRY CHRISTMAS INDEED!

THE CLOWNFARMER WISHES ALL A HAPPY CHRISTMAS

2009 is coming and C-Farmer shows no signs of slowing.

Now...back to the festivities.
Dont let anyone tell you that christmas isnt awesome...
because they are probably jewish.


Wednesday, December 24, 2008

CHRISTMAS EVE

HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SANTA!

GET READY!

ARE YOU READY?

HOW ABOUT NOW?

C,MON!!!!!!!


CLOWNFARMER VIDEO OF THE WEEK

VIDEO OF THE WEEK
sorry for the delay, f anyone watches these. This video i found on myfriends AIM profile and i thought was great. The END is what I find comical. Enjoy!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

It's A Cross With An Exorcism Kit Inside.

Hey look it's my friends! LOL OMG ROFL

Well then, Mathew and I drove to Ridgewood, Brooklyn to visit our good friend David, who has one of the best apartments that i have seen. Not only did it look cool as hell but it was filled with all sorts of cool stuff too. After a visit to KCDC, a thrift shop and a used record store in Williamsburg, we acquired some fine pizza at Little Vincents, wich was surprisingly good. We headed back to David's neck of the woods and proceeded to view old skate videos he put together, as well as down a PBR or two or three.

Round two will come shortly, and a trip to the Museum of Modern Art is on the agenda.

visit Davids blog for more photos




Cheers!










Saturday, December 20, 2008

Money Makin' Manhattan AKA MADhattan

ring a ding, its Christmas time in the city. Brian and I traveled to the land of Manhattan earlier today. After a hefty price was paid for a present for Brian's girlfriend at the Disney store, we got to eat at the best Chinese place around, Big Bowl Noodle House, on 6th ave. midtown. The soup bowls are huge and the noodles are massive, plus you get a plastic spoon to sip the broth. I love Chinese people, MERRY CHRISTMAS INDEED!
my big nose eating soup

Big mofo bowl

soup chinese tea pose #1


candid chinese tea pose #2



bit blurry, but legendary






Friday, December 19, 2008

Winter Wonderland


Yesterday it was great. The weather wasn't cold at all and I got to skate (for the first time in weeks) with Mike and Pat. Now today, i wake up, a bit hung over from last nights drinking, and I find a proper blizzard at my front door. So...I guess i will NOT be skateboarding for a while again. Whatevs. Its winter.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Morrissey On Tour In NY February

You dont like me, but you love me either way your wrong. Your gonna miss me when im gone.




Stream of Thoughts



My car died today on the way to work. Who knows what is wrong this time, as its not the first time it has failed me.

It snowed today wich was kinda cool, cos it wasnt too much or too little.

I think my new favorite pint of beer is Killians Irish Red. Smooth beer. I definately added it to my list of beers that i fancy.

At this very moment Conan O'brien just put a huge Christmas sweater on his desk.

I'm going to try and not spend too much money and do my best to see a grand in my bank account. I have a feeling my car repair bills are going to be in my way.

I wish i was rich, I think about it more and more each day. Money can buy you happiness, or at least distract you from the bullshit of life, like, say, not having a girlfriend.

Oh well, cheers.

I'll be back with the regularly scheduled zany off the wall humor and inane irreverent posts tomorrow.



Monday, December 15, 2008

CLOWNFARMER VIDEO OF THE WEEK

VIDEO OF THE WEEK
Normally I hate "remixes" but this was clever. Cheers.


Sunday, December 14, 2008

Dan and I went to IKEA and...

You can basicly live in the displays
Give your child a creepy beaver, badger, woodchuck demon


Im pretty sure I have blogged about my love for Ikea before, so i wont get too much into the crazy names, awesome design principles and cheap food. Here's a two, phone-photo blog post from the mobile device of Dan Olman. Enjoy.






Saturday, December 13, 2008

Spot On.




...Pretty much.

Thats Life

I love Frank Sinatra. The man was absolute class, and sang brilliantly. This song is as relevant today as it was when it was originally released to the world.

"Thats Life, and i cant deny it, many times i thought of quitting baby, but my heart wont buy it."


Tuesday, December 9, 2008

BLUR HAVE RETURNED!

Look at this, the first shot of the band together since about 2000.

The one band that I wanted to see reunited more than The Libertines (who come in close second) is finally together again ...BLUR
This isnt just some NME hype, as theres a video of them talkign about there triumphant return, to play some festival gigs in 2009. Possible album? Who knows, i dont want to jinx it but I'm well excited at this news. Im going to run to Barnes and Noble to see if they have the NME cover with Damon and Graham, witht he text "Blur Reunited".





I Been Doing It Like A Chump For So Long

This guy shaves his face like a champ. Its not funny until the end when he gives a cheeky smile to the mirror with a shit-eating grin.

Monday, December 8, 2008

CLOWNFARMER VIDEO OF THE WEEK

VIDEO(S) OF THE WEEK

Sorry for the rubbish quality, but its worth it

another goodie

Sunday, December 7, 2008

THE BITCH IS DEAD

Fuck. I need to be James Bond. He doesnt care. He doesnt think. He just DOES. But when he does think, your fucked, cos he thought of a way to kill your ass. Then steal your broad. He drives the illest cars, wears the illest suits, shoots the illest guns. Heartless motherfucker.

FROSTY

Have I posted this before? Does it matter?


Friday, December 5, 2008

Im a Loser

Love the Krooked Zip-Zinger. Love Mark Gonzalez. I should probably add an Enjoi sticker on there too. Without The Gonz and the Enjoi/Tiltmode guys, skateboarding would suck. Real Talk.

So, whats new? Not much...WAIT! i lie, go to http://www.notrealatallskating.com/ and check out the new promo for Everything Sucks in the newly added blog section. Mike is the mastermind, and Im glad to follow his vision. Get ready for chaos.

I came home from a shitty day of work to be pleasently surprised; my zip-zinger arrived!

All i need now is a set of 56mm parkburners and Im set for action. I was so psyched i took a photo of it.

Other than that, I can think of no new news, and as I always say, no news is good news.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

BLIZZARD MAN

Ludacris is my favorite actor. T-Pain comes close in second.


Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Pulp - This Is Hardcore

This performance can be an entire show in itself. Beautiful. So this leads me to say, all you bitches wearing headbands on your forehead, and wearing hippie clothing, thinking MGMT is a good band live....take a look at this, then kill yourself. Pulp is legend for a reason.

Monday, December 1, 2008

My Foot + Your Ass = My Foot In Your Ass

Red Forman sent me an e-mail today, and from the content of said e-mail, he isnt too pleased with me.

Thanks for the wake up call Mr.Forman

I also got my e-mail from Active Mailorder, saying they shipped out my Zip-Zinger.
Pretty psyched on zip zinging to King Kullen for a 6 pack and a bag of honey BBQ fritos. Or zip zinging to Dunkin Donuts for a milky way hot chocolate and some sort of sandwich with eggs and bacon.... I guess i could do some tricks/stunts/jumps/grinders/flips/spins with it too.

CLOWNFARMER VIDEO OF THE WEEK

VIDEO OF THE WEEK SON!
if we dont battle to the death, they will kill us both