Friday, November 28, 2008

...Because I Have Nothing To Do Today.

Giggles n' laughter, oh, im plastered.




God, yes!



you interest me strangely, i accept your invitation

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Happy Turkey day indeed, to all my Blog brothers.
GET TURKEY
OR
DIE TRYING.

Dave Meets Strong Island.

courtesey of Sir David!

Today was an epic day, as Sir David adventured out to meet me on my home terf of Long Island. Mike and myself started the day skating with Pat Ryan at ...you know where...

Then we picked up Dave from the train station to meet Matthew (who has returned home from Albany!) and Danny O, and the Long Beach skateparks. Much shredding went down and fun was had by all. The evening concluded with drinking at Pat Wallin's home as we watched Rocky I.

Check out Dave's blog for some nice photo's of the days events!



http://www.midnightbarber.blogspot.com/



Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Sunday, November 23, 2008

When Im Not Exploring Exotic Lands, Im Updating My Blog

Im going to write about nothing, because thats what my blog is about. NOTHING! The internet is free, this blog is free, i dont hate, i welcome the nothingness. I know some of you out there enjoy this nothingness, and this post is for you.

...dont forget to visit the hottest skate site under the sun! http://www.notrealatallskating.com/





NY Thanks For Trying?


Today was the MLS Cup. New York Red Bulls took on Columbus Crew, and let me say that my NY got a right beatdown. It was both teams' first appearance in the MLS Cup final, and yet I feel as if it will be NY's last...or at leats for quite some time. Final score: 3-1 Columbus. It seemed as if they wanted it more, although Red Bull's had MANY sparks of brilliance, they couldnt capitalize on there efforts and appeared to stop caring. Nice show of character lads.

Maybe next season.

Cheers

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Behind The Lens Of Danny O

I must link you to the photographic world of Dan Olman. Whats good? Dead fish, wicked skys, myself, and cash on a hook. Peep it or perish in flames.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

I Wanna Rock Your Body ( Till The Break Of Dawn)

My mom always says i should watch what i eat, and that i eat a lot of Burger King. She also says i should take vitamins. I always say "Hell no ma, im too punk for that baby stuff!"
I can go on and on about how i never want to eat healthy foods, but I'll let my friend Carl articulate my feelings for you.


Look at Carl, he doesnt care about fitness and health, and yet he shreds guitar solos!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Once Every Billion Years...


...a skate video, NAY, a skate-tour-video comes a long and raises an eyebrow or two. The folks over at Anti-Hero have teamed up with the lads from Girl to present a tour video of epic proportions. "Beauty And The Beast" provies some classic raw skating and raw living. It makes you want to go out and skate, and thats what i love in a video, when they have fun, and make YOU want to go out and get your own fun. This video contains some of the most insane concrete park footage you'll ever see. We all know the dudes at Anti-Hero kill it, but the Girl dudes stepped up and impressed me with there transition skills. Rick McCrank is a killer, an absoluet killer. I can sit here and go through names and names but I'll just say pick it up and watch it...or view it on youtube, either way, scope it for yourself.


Frank Gerwer...pure entertainment. Proud to say he lived on Long Island, NY.



Monday, November 17, 2008

CLOWNFARMER VIDEO OF THE WEEK

THE VIDEO OF THE WEEK!

The King Is Requested To Appear At Court

So apparently the rule of Dan King is of no concern to the piggy-wiggy-cops of Brooklyn.


"Reckless Operation Of A
Skateboard"

Sunday, November 16, 2008

DIE-A-BEETUS

So i was cruising on the old shred sled to the ATM machine to get some papers to buy some Dunkin Donuts when i spotted a rather large older gentleman trying to backside heelflip the little 3 stair by the HSBC bank. "Hey old man!", i shouted, "Why dont you skate something thats way gnarlier!?" The old fat man responded with " Suck it easy you little creep!". As i skated over to hand him a heavy dose of smackdown, i realized it was none other then Wilford Brimley, famous for his diabetes commercials. "Oh dear, im sorry Mr.Brimley, I diddnt know it was you", i said. "Its okay young blood, stop hatin' and skate this stair set with me", he replied. Well long story short we got to talking and i gave him a guest-pro model deck for Not Real At All Skateboards.



I hope this is not insensitive to those with diabetes.
(LOL)
<3

EVERYTHING SUCKS

Do You See?



Saturday, November 15, 2008

2 Times

One more post for Saturday - something i found interesting.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20081115/sc_livescience/unhappypeoplewatchlotsmoretv




I love television, as it blinds me from reality and the goals/priorities i must focus on.

Quantum Of Ass Kicked.

Sorry for the lack of posts/updates. I have no excuses.


I saw the new Bond flick Thursday night at midnight with Mike and Hana, and i believe it goes without saying, but James Bond can do whatever he wants or whoever he wants. Simple as that. He's going to kill you, while wearing a suit....Thats hero status in my eyes.


I also watched Die Another Day at Pat's house and, still thought Mr.Bond brilliant, although different actors. I also got drunk.






Monday, November 10, 2008

Thursday, November 6, 2008

GET REAL...Really Fake. Or Not?



All I can say for now is...watch this space.
Prepare yourself.
Are you prepared yet?
...Diddnt think so.
Because neither are we.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Pop Art For 2008



This is my tribute to, not King Of The Hill, but rather Hank Hill himself. It's ironic because Hank is definitely not a fan of art, or the art world, yet here he is, in all his tri-color glory.

44th Prizzy of the United Stizzy


Clownfarmer would like to congratulate Barack Obama on becoming the first African American president of the United States.

You got your work cut out for you mate, dig us out of the hole the former president left us in!




Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Save Me Jeebus!

American Apparel...still think its neat-o?






Skateboarding on the other hand...neat-o forever.


Homer sure did right by spawning that son of his.



Monday, November 3, 2008

CLOWNFARMER VIDEO OF THE WEEK

This is a personal favorite of mine. Hope it's yours too. If not..then suck it.
CLOWNFARMER VIDEO OF THE WEEK

Saturday, November 1, 2008

STOP THE PRESSES! RED ALERT!

FOX IS GOING TO CANCEL KING OF THE HILL.
This is an outrage!
Click the link and prepare to weep.

Halloween Is Crazy.

I don't have any crazy photos for you today, but don't worry because there are plenty insane photos of chaos from last evening, floating around...
For now, feast your eyes on two of the oddest costumes/accessories that i stumbled upon at a Halloween store.



what do you wanna be little Timmy? Superhero? Monster?...No! I wanna be a UPS driver.

This is just plain racist.


I had one of the craziest nights last evening, which happened to be Halloween. Insanity with some good friends in Manhattan and later in Brooklyn. My head is a little fuzzy today....maybe too much Champagne. That's right. CHAMPAGNE!
Thank you to Mike, Hana, Dan King, Dan Unger, Pat Ryan and anybody who gave me a cigarette & a lighter on the roof of that party.