Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Clownfarmer Video Of The Week

I said i would post a video every Monday. Well i was probably taking a nap.
Or playing racquetball.
Or watching the Rangers DESTROY the Islanders.

Sunday, October 26, 2008


A blog from longtime clownfarmer supporter and mate, Chris Carbaugh, can be found here:
Chris believes J-Lo came up with the term Unicorn Hustler, but it was me! Ask him!

This is the video he posted. I figured I would post it too, as its a classic.
Me being a clown.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

David, Dont You Know This Is ANFIELD!?

Young Dave send me a message that says "Glory Glory Man Utd."
You dont know what you started!

When you walk through a stormhold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark.
the end of a storm is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,Walk on through the rain,
Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never, ever walk alone.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never, ever walk alone.

est. 1892
Frankly Mr. Shankly the lads are taking the Premiership by force!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Not Much To Smile About But...

Henrik Lundqvist

NY Rangers are number 1 in the Eastern Conference, and the faggot Islanders are 14. Good news I would say.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Clownfarmer Video Of The Week!

A different video shall be posted every Monday (if i remember), with my video of the week stamp of approval.

By the way, DAVE CHAPPELLE rides Enjoi decks. JUST LIKE ME! LOLZ OMGZ!
Check The Berrics website, under the title "Skateboarding Is Funny As Fuck!"

Sunday, October 19, 2008

The Muska Loves Little Rabbits?

Thanks for sending me the link Mike.
This is old school/skool son.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Peep Our Jack-O-Lanterns Son!

Well then, lets get this mega photo blog entry goin'!
After a boring morning at work, i come home, take a piss, and get picked up by Danny to go to Mass Transit skateshop in Valley Stream. Danny bought two pairs of Nikes, but different colors. BALLIN'! I bought a Matix sweater that, upon trying it on AFTER i handed the money over, i realize its a bit baggy...no problem, gave it to my dad. Anyway, after that we grabbed some mo'fuckin' Burger King, and headed to grab some pumpkins to carve. We met up with our homie Chris Carbaugh, picked up some pumpkins from the patch, and carved them up good at Dan's house. Peep the results....dem' some tight pumps homie.
(Too much ebonics?)

Thursday, October 16, 2008

A Person I Greatly Admire.

I just recieved this from J-Lo, a.k.a. J-LEEZY a.k.a. John Lopez.

If i were in this photo, i would do the same thing these girls would be doing...maybe a bit more.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Perfect Symmetry

Keane - "Perfect Symmetry"
So, the new record has dropped and the lads have changed there sound a bit. The new single, "Spiralling", has a dance groove that is definately a departure from there last two records. Is there new sound good? Will Keane fans reject this and long for the cold melancholy beauty of "Hopes and Fears", or "Under the Iron Sea"?
Well, being a fan of the band myself i can say that the new direction isnt awful. Tom Chaplin still sings with passion and the range that his voice achieves is still brilliant. The sounds of the record are still melancholy, but with a slight upbeat, almost 1980's sheen. I do miss the glacial beauty of "Under the Iron Sea", but to write off there new effort so soon is insane. I will have to listent o the new record multiple times to take it all in, but that goes for any good album.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

What Shall Be The End Of Me?

Whats going to be the end of me? Whats going to aide me in kicking the proverbial bucket? I couldnt tell you my friends, because there are multiple factors. Is it the delightful burgers that i am addicted to, thanks to the Burger King and his dark magic? Or will it be the pitchers/cans/bottles/glasses of cold beer that i consume to numb my brain and body from the everyday torture that reality so coldly drops upon my doorstep? Could it possibly be the cigarettes that i crave when im enjoying a fine brew with the mates? Or finally, will it be my own free will, that tosses my soon-to-be lifeless body off of the highest building i can find, ending the seemingly never ending raid of frustration and agony that life loves to cruely smack me in my odd face with?

Here's to throwing caution to the wind.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Dont Sneer At us Bobby!


Well, today was a fine day indeed. On this day, Columbus day, Christopher and I travelled to Brooklyn to skateboard with our dear friend David. Upon our arrival, who did we see pushing down the block across the street from us? Well, it was non other then Bobby Puleo! We gave him a stare, and he stared back. No fanning out here, he puts his trousers on one leg at a time just like me. Anyways, we met up with David after a quick visit to Dan King's apartment. We skated under the B.Q.E. because somebody built boxes and banks to shred. Nice! Afterwards we headed to the park near the Ikea Plaza for more funtimes. Here are some wank shots i took during the course of the day. Make sure to visit my mate David's blog, as he is pure class.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Ode To The Irrelevant.

Now those of you who are familiar with my blog, or know me in person, understand that I have a strange appreciation for the little things in life. Dont get me wrong, life is a bitter, bitter pill, and theres only so much that i wake up in the morning for. This blog entry is going to make a short list of some of those items that just make my life not that shitty.
  1. drinking mashed potato gravy

  2. television

  3. smell of crayons

  4. a good ball-point pen

  5. french toast stick filled with maple syrup.

  6. cherry fruit snacks in the vending machine at work

  7. fire

  8. new batteries

  9. the lights in my kitchen

  10. rug burning my mosquito bites

  11. tea

  12. infomercials

  13. vacuum cleaner smell

Saturday, October 11, 2008

I Am Completely Shocked!

Ladies and gentleman, i blog before you this evening to inform you of the fright that i am encountering as i type....I HAVE JUST SEEN HANK HILL CRY! Its complete shocking,
The man, the myth, the legend himself has been crying because his truck wont start. The mechanic says it has about 500 miles left. Hank just aint having it.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

La La La

I love Coldplay. I dont care what anyone says. I've seen them live too. Epic band they are. I hate when i say, "yeah i love that band", and people say, "oh you know how i know your gay?"
I wanna say to them, "you know how i know your an un-original fucking jock?"
Dont get me wrong, I love 40 Year Old Virgin, but i do love Coldplay too. Cant we all just get along?
This video shows how legend they can be; performing Kylie Minogue's hit song "Cant get you out of my head", at Glastonburt 2005.
cheers lads.

Monday, October 6, 2008


Sunday, Danny, Chris, and myself went to Brooklyn for a day of shredding. We went to the Greenpoint park and enjoyed the view of Manhattan. Then it all went to hell. We went to skate the streets of Manhattan, but then got lost in Queens...or were we? I dont know. After some subway hijinx and confused anger, we finally got back to our starting point. Unfortunately our plan to meet up with David fell through because of our fucking poor navigation, and 3 hours of searching turned the day into night. All was not lost however, as we went back to Greenpoint to chill on the water, peeping the view of money makin' Manhattan in the night hours.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Dude, let's Skate it!

Finally some skate shots up. I say finally, however i doubt anyone was bumming that there hasnt been any in a while. Anyway, Me, Danny and Chris shredded a sketchy spot we devised up using some cement blocks we found discarded near a construction area. Here's some shitty photos for fun.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

R.I.P. Dirty Pretty Things

NME confirms the split up of Carl Barat's post Libertines band, Dirty pretty Things.

All i can say is that they were a brilliant band, and that i am very excited to have gotten to see them live in NYC before the split.
Well then, this leaves some time open for Carlos to venture into other musical terrain , now doesnt it? **cough cough LIB cough ERTINES**
The above photo is a shot of Carl Barat from the gig i attended in NYC at the Bowery Ballroom.

significant anomaly

So i was doing my normal search through news sites, obtaining information to expand my brain with useless, yet interesting information, when i came across this beauty. Apparently this is a collision between two galaxies in the Hercules constellation. I can, and have, gone on and on about outer space , but ill just add the caption that Yahoo! news added to this magnificent image.

A collision between two spiral galaxies in the constellation of Hercules, taken
by the Hubble Space Telescope. NASA has delayed the final service mission of the
Atlantis space shuttle to the Hubble space telescope, probably until early 2009,
after a "significant anomaly" occurred on the orbiting telescope(AFP/Hubble)