Win Or Lose, We're Coming After YOU

NY Rangers head coach John Tortorella squirts a water bottle at a fan, then throws said water bottle at that fan. Of course this was out of retalliation, because some Capitals fans tossed a beer at him. Besides throwing a water bottle, he took a hockey stick, and tryed to fuck up the cowardly Washington fan. Oh, and guess what? A statement has been released saying the NHL has SUSPENDED John tortorella! What the fuck? Look at this. This is how we do it in New York. You grew up in the mean streets of Washington DC? Well, we're from New York, so POP POP BRRRRRRRRAAAAT!

(gun shots)

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!

I am not moving to Arizona, REPEAT, I am not moving to Arizona. After consideration, my parents realized that it would be very difficult to start over. We would have to rent a house for about 3 to 4 months until our permanent home was finished being built. That is a costly endeavor, especially when the bills would still be coming in and we wouldnt have jobs lined up yet. Also, there's scorpions in Arizona that come into your house...and nobody wants that. I'm still looking for a full time job, to help out my dad with bills and shit.

OH! and I'm also getting a dog. How awesome is that?

A photo i took at Jones Beach, 2008.