My mom always says i should watch what i eat, and that i eat a lot of Burger King. She also says i should take vitamins. I always say "Hell no ma, im too punk for that baby stuff!"
I can go on and on about how i never want to eat healthy foods, but I'll let my friend Carl articulate my feelings for you.
Look at Carl, he doesnt care about fitness and health, and yet he shreds guitar solos!
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Well said carl, a knife, or it could be train, or cancer, or aids. But alas we all die, you minus well go out with a flame-broiled burger king burger in your mouth as you go out. That's why people smoke in the first place. We're all going to die, there's no illusion of immortality. So smoke up kids! Cause if lung cancer doesn't kill you, there's still millions of other ways to die! Like that steve irwin guy! Healthy as a horse killed by a goddamn sting ray! jeez!
ReplyDeleteexactly, smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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