Walter walks tights rope - gains the love of Levittown.

What is more American than the good ol' local carnival?

These guys were walking the tight rope, dancing the tight rope, and ridign a bike on it.

i wouldnt be surprised if they were getting paid peanuts either. like real peanuts.

what made it great was one of the guys names was Walter.

fucking walter? how un-glorious is that name for a tight rope walker?

Why make trillions, when we can make...billions??

you aint all that and a bag of potato chips. Dont mess with me, im one crazy mofo. I had to a pop a cop cos he wasnt giving me my props in O-town.

Blue Hsu Update!

according to Garry Davis at Sole tech, the blue hsu shoes from emerica are being released in June, the photo was leaked too early apparently. Nice one son! Once again Blog barker and the clownfarmer have groudbreaking information!

For those of you planning on seeing the new Indiana Jones flick, i saw an advance showing today thanks to Mike....lets just say that when you see it youll be surprised why Dr.Jones hasnt been killed....oh and one word will sum it up for you....ALIENS......

Mike and I travel to the far off land of Huntington.

What did we see?

Friends. New friends. Skate spots. Skate parks. Rain. Sunshine. Kooks.

are the photos huge? im not re-sizing them. too lazy.

<3 clownfarmer.

I need help with finding footwear

more to the point, i want those new Jerry Hsu emerica shoes, but the all blue colorway, here's a shot of them. Now go forth and do work for me. you will be handsomely rewarded

Why so serious?

JUST CLOWNING AROUND GIGGLE GIGGLE

Clownfarmer 2 : Attack of the clowns

Thank you to master Mike for another round of hillarity. Its our way of nonsense, ya see?