How hard? Gerrard.

So i havent posted a skateboarding related "thing" in a while. Doesnt mean i havent been skating. Here is another non skate related "thing".
Steve Gerrard of Liverpool FC is absolute class in a glass. This goal from quite a while back but its arguably one of my favorites from the scouser skipper.
as Andy Grey says TAKE A BOW SON, TAKE A BOW.

Mis-shapes

We shall fight them in "The Beeches"and "The Stag" and "The King's Head" if it comes to that. You know the score -ten blokes with `taches in short-sleeved white shirts telling you that you're the weirdo.Fear not brothers and sisters We shall prevail Live on.

Hop on the gravy train , jive turkeys!

New complete came in the mail from the UtilityBoard Supply folks. See, i have to buy my gear mailorder, because my "local" skateshop is not so local, and has shit.

check out those Louie Barletta signature krux trucks. Thats some tight work.

When I die, shoot me into space.

outer space goes on forever. just accept it. i go mad thinking about it. insane. There is no God, no heaven or hell, just space. cold oxygen-less space. i cant even fathom something that goes on forever. Think of it. Theres no wall no road block in space that says, DEAD END.

I want to drown myself

Type in the comment section about whats wrong with my sand sketching. Guess right, win a prize. A sick ass prize

I want to get drunk right now so badly and throw up all over my hands, and smack myself in the face.

Walter walks tights rope - gains the love of Levittown.

What is more American than the good ol' local carnival?

These guys were walking the tight rope, dancing the tight rope, and ridign a bike on it.

i wouldnt be surprised if they were getting paid peanuts either. like real peanuts.

what made it great was one of the guys names was Walter.

fucking walter? how un-glorious is that name for a tight rope walker?

Why make trillions, when we can make...billions??

you aint all that and a bag of potato chips. Dont mess with me, im one crazy mofo. I had to a pop a cop cos he wasnt giving me my props in O-town.

Blue Hsu Update!

according to Garry Davis at Sole tech, the blue hsu shoes from emerica are being released in June, the photo was leaked too early apparently. Nice one son! Once again Blog barker and the clownfarmer have groudbreaking information!

For those of you planning on seeing the new Indiana Jones flick, i saw an advance showing today thanks to Mike....lets just say that when you see it youll be surprised why Dr.Jones hasnt been killed....oh and one word will sum it up for you....ALIENS......

Mike and I travel to the far off land of Huntington.

What did we see?

Friends. New friends. Skate spots. Skate parks. Rain. Sunshine. Kooks.

are the photos huge? im not re-sizing them. too lazy.

<3 clownfarmer.

I need help with finding footwear

more to the point, i want those new Jerry Hsu emerica shoes, but the all blue colorway, here's a shot of them. Now go forth and do work for me. you will be handsomely rewarded

Why so serious?

JUST CLOWNING AROUND GIGGLE GIGGLE

Clownfarmer 2 : Attack of the clowns

Thank you to master Mike for another round of hillarity. Its our way of nonsense, ya see?

Thats me, I'm the birthday boy, arent I?

Happy 21st Birthday to me.

and now the end is near, and so i face the final curtain.

master mike and his rendition of the CLOWNFARMER

So this little gift was handed over to me via interwebular activity from Mike.

I shall abscond with your clip-art, your stock photos and public domain images

Corporate logo idea number 1.

This guy is class in a glass

The man behind the New Order music video Bizare love triangle, Robert Longo. Also does amazing work with graphite. Men In Cities is great and his Monsters series is insane. What? you cant have a little culture in your life? Crikey!

these are called outtakes but...every video we do is outtakes

Ollieboarding, wheelieflips and vanilla & fanta frosty floats

So i skated today. Did you? i guess it's Ok if you diddn't but, you know, get on that, ASAP.

More video to follow?